oh shit…that was a 300$ bong I just threw out the window…..
(via ruinedchildhood)
whats a good excuse to get out of soccer practice i need to know asap
excellent answers, thank u friends
(via beyoncevevo)
rihanna can you please just pass the soap i’m getting pruney we’ve been in here for hours now i’m surprised we didn’t catch hypothermia yet
(via beyoncevevo)
Ugly people who have hot boyfriends/girlfriends give me so much hope
(via beyoncevevo)
there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between
(via lorrainewashere)
I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone