i look better in my pictures than in real life
tumblnlikeanecho:

oh shit…that was a 300$ bong I just threw out the window…..

tumblnlikeanecho:

oh shit…that was a 300$ bong I just threw out the window…..

(via ruinedchildhood)

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3435
Posted
14 hours ago

sexponents:

did soulja boy ever tell em

(via circumcising)

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Posted
15 hours ago

blackromney:

blackromney:

whats a good excuse to get out of soccer practice i need to know asap

image

excellent answers, thank u friends

(via beyoncevevo)

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Posted
16 hours ago
tupacabra:

rihanna can you please just pass the soap i’m getting pruney we’ve been in here for hours now i’m surprised we didn’t catch hypothermia yet

tupacabra:

rihanna can you please just pass the soap i’m getting pruney we’ve been in here for hours now i’m surprised we didn’t catch hypothermia yet

(via beyoncevevo)

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Posted
16 hours ago

rumour:

Ugly people who have hot boyfriends/girlfriends give me so much hope

(via beyoncevevo)

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12707
Posted
16 hours ago

poopflow:

what would jesus do?

not u lmao

(via roughrimjob)

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Posted
16 hours ago

dampsandwich:

how gross would it be if girls pooped

(via nippled)

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Posted
16 hours ago

piercelopez:

there are two types of crushes:

1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”

2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me

there is no in between

(via lorrainewashere)

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Posted
16 hours ago

roughrimjob:

I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone

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Posted
16 hours ago